What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why did Kamala say immigrants eating cats isn’t real when there’s police bodycam footage of it happening?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Have you ever been instructed/forced to crossdress for the benefit of others?

-All the bad guys are black.

A View to a Kill

-”She is very sexyful!”

I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-J W Pepper

What is the most gay experience with your dad?

Dr No

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why does an older married man turn bisexual?

Octopussy

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why do men like BBW? What is the attraction?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why is every human messed up in some way?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Goldfinger

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Can shaving hair by Veet in our vagina cause diseases?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

You Only Live Twice

Did you know God exists? 900+ answers later and no atheist has yet to be successful. Day 8 of asking Atheists to provide a SINGLE argument that demonstrates a cause for the beginning of the universe while avoiding the problem of infinite regression.

-”Ah so!”

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